There is a good reason why this theme was announced to become 6 Chuck Norris posts, because he is the only réal choice here. When this theme came up Chuck Norris was the first name which came up in my mind. So why would I trust him with the fate of the world? There is more than one reason.
1) Chuck Norris has proven himself to be just. From 1993 till 2001 he was Walker Texas ranger and fought crime in every way he could supported by his side-kick (pun intended) Trivette. He’s justice himself. If he wasn’t kicking down doors, his foot would be roundhousing badguys into jail. He’s what you would call stern but fair. You can read up more about Walker Texas Ranger here.
2) Chuck Norris has charisma. He’s a natural leader, people follow him and rightfully trust him. And if you don’t, Chuck wíll find you and ‘convince’ you otherwise.
3) Already mentioned partly in 1), but he can kick ass. He’s not just a desk-leader. If an evil has to be fought, Chuck Norris is up for it. He’ll safe the world any day. You think you can threaten the fate of the world? Think again, Chuck Norris’ foot will roundhouse you back to sanity. Some *Yes Dan, I’m looking at you* might claim that muscle doesn’t bring you anything, but we all know that Chuck also is wise beyond his years ánd he’s got muscle to boot (the pun is essential).
4) Chuck Norris is awesome, or to rightly state it: Chuck Norris isn’t made of awesome, awesome is made of Chuck Norris. Don’t believe me? Believe Google. Don’t believe me or google? Chuck Norris will find you and change your mind (and your face). The fact is that google turned up almost 1.4 million results on ‘awesome chuck norris’, among those results, is a list of Chuck Norris facts which proves it again and again: Chuck Norris is awesome and therefore worthy of my trust.
I could go on and on and on with a long list of why I would trust Chuck Norris, and not someone else, with the fate of the world, but I’ll finish with a motivational picture which says it all:
A picture is worth a thousand words yet again.
Chick Norris? I thought he died in 2004 in a freak knitting accident.
hush, he’s deadly with needle and thread.
I could also have gone with Bill&Less, they’ve got Chuck Norris status.
Les and his imaginary friend Bill can kill a man with a mere thought.
Chuck who?
(Oh, I did that already!
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..true, but it was more appropriate here.
Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door!
There are so many great Chuck Norris facts. The first time I saw that site I tried reading some to my wife and couldn’t get through it because I was laughing so hard. Tears were streaming down my face. I literally fell off the sofa.
You didn’t mention his time on Delta Force.
he’s so awesome, I just can’t remember all the things, even the incredible important stuff *read, I’m too lazy to scour the web for more stuff*
Chuck Norris is so awesome, his brand of punishment was available in lever form. That’s infamy right there.
Do I automatically lose my COA membership and secret decoder ring if I ‘fess up to having never seen any of his work – except for maybe 5 minutes late one night (when I was only semi-conscious) of the beginning of a Walker:TR episode?
Or just my NRA membership?
Loved the post!
you can still save your soul by getting stuff from Larry
I am very fond of Delta Force for the ending which features Chuck Norris on a dirt bike with missiles holding up an entire convoy and even finds time to pop a wheelie.
It’s magic.