Okay, so we have some sort of calamity facing the Earth, be it asteroids, alien invaders, a comet or of course the dreaded core of the planet ceasing to rotate causing birds to smack into buildings and cars etc.
We need someone in charge to lead us through these dark days. I mean really in charge, not just one of our elected leaders who have no chance of dealing with a badly balanced bank account let alone a catastrophe of Stay Puft proportions!
No we need someone who is completely at ease with themselves, unaffected by their surroundings, confident like no other and ready for action.
And they’ll probably need to smell good too.
I give you, the Old Spice guy:
If you haven’t encountered this manliest of men then I highly recommend you visit the Old Spice YouTube channel and learn more about him and his philosophy on life, it may help you sleep better at night. Of course there is always the chance that the Old Spice guy might be busy doing manly things at the time of need in which case I’m confident a former Old Spice man might be able to help us out:
Bruce Campbell doesn’t have to be on a boat or a horse as he already has “it” and “it” may be what we need when the end of the world is upon us.
Well, there’s certainly no arguing with that one. Either of them, actually.
I’d be comfortable with either of them calling the shots, though I’d be even more at ease if Bruce had a chainsaw…
Unfortunately my wife doesn’t like the smell of Old Spice, which is why I’ll never own a yacht. Or a horse. Or lead the World. *sigh*
Maybe Old Spice will bring out a new smell and fulfil your hopes
Well, I guess it could be mixed with something else… so you might not rule the world, but maybe the new ruler of the Earth can give you Australia.
I only saw these for the first time last week. They are genius, simple genius.
I vote him for the next Bond.
That would be a pretty short Bond film though as he sorts everyone out in the first ten minutes
At least he’d smell good trying to safe the world, and that’s half the job done.